I havent take the time to clean my desk of assorted comments, miscellaneous thoughts and assorted rants in a while, so I thought Id do that today.
First, this coming week is graduation week at our school and in my family. Nathan, our eldest, will be turning his tassel next Friday night. My mother is coming in from Missouri tonight and its been a long time since weve had her here. Weve got an open house planned, I have 3 other graduations at which I must play a role and this is just a generally busy time of the year, so please understand if the blogging is spotty for the next week or so.
A lot of people have asked me for my take on the DaVinci Code controversy. They want to know if Ive read the book, am going to see the movie and if Im going to preach some sermons on it. The answers to those questions are No, No and No. I watched Ed Hindsons excellent rebuttal on Jerry Falwells TV program a few weeks ago and felt like he did a good job. Ive read some of the blog articles that have come along and many of the media reports. But all in all, I find myself extremely bored by the whole thing.
People attacking the Gospel is really nothing new. Its been done by secularists and religionists for years. Shoot.from my perspective, half the Christian denominations I know of are as guilty of besmirching the Gospel, denying Christ and polluting Scripture as is Dan Brown. I almost never read fiction, thus his book has never really held any interest to me. My only inclination to read it at all (and I doubt that Ill act on it) is because Ive seen so many others reading it and I want to be able to converse on it intelligently.
The Gospel will stand in spite of all that Hollywood, the media, the secular elite and those who are just flat-out hostile to the Truth do to twist it. Rather than tilting at every cultural windmill that comes along, I personally believe that teaching people the Truth will equip them to know a fraud, counterfeit or outright lie when they see it. As for how it will impact the perception of others who are not yet believers, I guess Im enough of a Calvinist to believe that when the Elect come into contact with the Gospel and the Holy Spirit does His work in their hearts, its going to take a lot more than Opie, Tom Hanks and a boring movie to thwart what God wants to do in their life.
On another topic.
Wow! Someone once told me that if you want to stir up a cyber-hornets nest, make a snide remark about homeschool moms. Well, Ive got another category to add to that Suggest that people should put their kids in the church nursery. Some folks are taking me to the proverbial woodshed for an opening anecdote I gave as part of a larger article regarding parents who let their kids run their lives and homes. You can read it HERE.
Ive been accused implicitly or outrightly of undermining the role of parental authority, being a Authoritarian Pastoral Tyrant, of not caring about the health and welfare of children and other crimes against humanity. (Yes folks, that is once again the ugly presence of hyperbole on this blog.) So, allow me a few more sentences to try and set the record straight or at least to invite a whole new tsunami of invectives in the comments sections.
First.lighten up, folks! Good grief. Its just a blog. Im a commentator. I use literary devices like hyperbole, sarcasm, irony and humor to keep you coming back. Im not trying to be mean. I really have a pretty good sense of humor although I will confess that it is whacky at times. If you sit under my preaching and teaching, you know that I enjoy using a lot of self-deprecation, wit and what I hope comes across as droll irony/sarcasm to illustrate and provoke thought in a light-hearted, yet influencing way. I did NOT intend to suggest that sacrificing children at the altar of the church nursery is necessary to obtain eternal life. (That was sarcasm, but Im smiling while Im typing.)
Let me be clear. I DO NOT think it is wise to put newborns into nurseries where they are sick kids or unsafe conditions. Most newborns sleep for the first six weeks anyway or until their eyes open. (Or is that kittens were talking about?) If your kid is running a fever, projectile vomiting or oozing fluids other than drool from any orifice, stay at home or in the hall, but please dont infect the whole nursery. If your child has a chronic health problem that affects his ability to ward off bugs, then do what is right and healthy. Honestly, Im not a lunatic (iePat Robertson, but thats another rant.)
What I AM saying is this. People routinely use their kids as an excuse for skipping church. (Something happened in one of my blog comments and it ended up cutting some words which made it look like I said people almost usually use germs for their excuse. Some do, but others just cant get over the separation anxiety.) When people neglect their own spiritual health, growth and ministry by using their kids as an excuse, it is wrong. Dont even try to give me the ol my-kids-ARE-my-ministry argument. Of course they are, but they are not your ONLY ministry.
People who refuse to use a nursery because their kids whimper and cry when they first drop them off are exactly what Im talking about as those who are letting their kids manipulate and lead them. Your child will not be ruined for life because he or she is cared for by a loving and qualified and screened nursery worker, but sheds a few tears as you walk away. If it continues or the child gets hysterical, then a good and wise nursery attendant will come find you. And if you are smart, you will work with them AND your child to train them so that you can go receive Biblical instruction and so that they can be cared for while you do.
People who bring their children into a worship service and then proceed to let them roam the aisles, play with keys, rip pages out of the hymnal and otherwise distract are rude. Plain and simple. If you havent tried to keep the attention of a couple of thousand people while a baby wails or rattles keys or dances in the aisle to the amusement of others, then you do not fully appreciate what I am saying. I have. Its not fun and it IS rude. Take the kid out. Use the nursery. Be considerate.
Finally, pulling the whats-the-Biblical-mandate-for-nurseries? card is beyond absurd. I could glibly say How about Let all things be done decently and in order. Or better yet, Obey those who have rule over you. There are LOTS of things in the church that are not covered by specific injunctions or prohibitions. Thats where spiritual leadership is necessary and within its God-ordained and ordered responsibility to ensure that policies are put in place that are good for the ENTIRE body.
Let reasonableness prevail. And dont refuse to acknowledge that there are, indeed, parents who ARE hiding behind the bibs of their kids, using them as an excuse for participating in the instruction and body life of the local church. And like it or not, its simply unbiblical.
Maybe for my next topic Ill take on those who wont get involved in any ministry or attend any class that doesnt allow the husband and wife to sit right next to each other. But Im not that brave today.
Again, a new topic.
Because I live in North Carolina and perhaps because my sons room looks like a shrine to Duke University Basketball, Ive been asked what I think about the controversy arising out of the alleged rape of the stripper by the Duke Lacrosse team. So with sweat on my palms, and insisting that you read ALL my thoughts on the topic, heres my read on it
If these boys werent rich white spoiled frat boys at an elite private University and if this alleged victim werent black, none of us would have heard about this. Lets not deny this. Those who have made racism their way of earning a living have elevated this situation to a ridiculous level of attention through their grandstanding and pontificating. Someone will call me a racist for saying that, but Ive just got the guts to say it outloud.
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton and their assorted lackeys know a good press moment when they see one and thats why its in our headlines every day. This case has Tawana Brawley written over it and if you dont know about that case, then do a websearch and learn your history.
This is a perfect example of grown men (not frat boys grown men) behaving like boors. Rape or no rape, they were behaving like ill-bred animals and they should be ashamed. Booze, strippers, loud partying — too bad their parents didnt raise them better. There is no defense of their conduct, their values, the vile email that one of them sent, their perverted and wicked appetites and their arrogance. Rich or not they are slimey.
Black or white, it doesnt matter. What kind of mother strips for a living? Should we be shocked that a bunch of drunk fools responded like pigs in the presence of a sexually-loose woman who strips, dances and rubs herself all over them? Give me a break. Shes, as my momma used to say, a hussy or as my grandma used to say, a strumpet or as the teenagers say today, a slut. Dont give me that whole she was desperatejust trying to take care of her daughtertrying to earn her way through college garbage. That insults every hard-working single-mom and college student who doesnt sell her body, soul and spirit to idiotic and crazed men for money.
Bottom line the whole thing is sickening. All of them deserve no respect. The district attorney is an opportunist. The team all of them present that night are pigs. And the stripper well, no one deserves to be raped (if she was and theres not a lot of evidence that says she was), certainly doesnt deserve all the sympathy that some are sending her way. How about someone speaking up for personal responsibility and behaving like civilized adults? Is that too much to ask?
End of THAT rant.
Finally, Ive been asked if I am more optimistic or less optimistic about how the Republicans will do in November than when I wrote my article, Donkeys Rising.
The answer would be less optimistic. The Republicans honestly have never looked more clueless than they do today. They continue to mishandle everything from tax reform to immigration reform to ethics reform. Jerry Falwell can make nice/nice with John McCain all he wants to, but Im still trying to imagine the circumstances under which Id vote for him. My memory is long and his attack on the Christian right was vicious. Frankly, I dont trust him because the media likes him so much. I see no other rising star that represents my values on the horizon, so I anticipate sitting at home the next two national elections. Ive never seen more dispirited lethargy among evangelicals in 25 years of active political activity. I fully predict that the Republicans will be swept from the House and Id put a 50/50 odds of them losing the Senate. President Bush doesnt seem to care and the Republican leadership honestly looks like the captains of the powder-puff football team. Its really quite pathetic.
Well, thats a wrap. As always, feel FREE to disagree and debate among yourselves. Just be nice and have a great week-end!